Titles

Ugonda On the Moon

Skits

First Player
  The stars  call dibs on the coveted first player seat of a video game console. They then decide to wage war for the honor of controler #1.

 
• Breakdance fight - 4
 
• Epic Thumb wrestle - (matrix 3, neo vs smith music, raining effects)
 
• Kungfoo dub - 1 on 1 - other 2 doing the dubs. cheesey sound effects

Fark News
  The best news of the week in our news room, courtesy of Fark.com

Super Heros
Super heros vs Super villans in every day life. Grocery store, the mall, etc...

Fake Personals
Inspired by actual yahoo.com personals, our own blend of rediculous love solicitaions.

Diner Show
Doing stuff at the diner. Finding people willing to do stupid stuff for a free U.O.T.M tee shirt and the opertunity to be on TV.

Dr. Suess
Us doing stuff and narrating it, in a rhythmic & rhyming way. (PS. It's 4am and i can't spell worth crap)

Girls Dancing
See Title.

Locker Room Talk
  Men talking in the locker room, but rather than the vulgar & obnoxious banter you'd expect, very insightful and philosophical exchanges of ideas.

Old brittish people
us, pretending to be old and brittish, using brittish talk and blowing bubble pipes.

Break Into Song
Random scenes where we break into song about stuff (like how bj always does.)

Death
Someone randomly dying. Example: walking in the parking lot into the mall. A car flies by and runs over BJ. Surprisingly, he lives. We're astonished. Then an arrow flies out of nowhere and hits him in the heart. he dies. we find a crossbow on the ground 20 feet away. Fade.

Viewer Scavenger Hunt
a 10 second shot of some random item around town (the gumball machine in the diner, the floor in front of the carts in walmart, etc), with the words SCAVENGER HUNT on screen and an email address. Viewers have to identify the locations and email us with the answer. first person to get it right wins a UOTM tshirt.

Pirates Vs Ninjas
a long running gag with pirates and NINJAs going at it, in various ways. Spelling bee, chess, etc.

What can we make BJ do?
us & veiwer write ins with things to make bj do. Jumping off buildings, human slingshot, ring of fire, etc...

Pudding Wrestling
a long standing idea....

Fake Talkshow
A talk show parody. Topics include: My superhero beats me, Washed up product icons (energizer bunny, that milk thing), etc.

A day in the life of a video game star
Video game characters in every day life - Dr. Mario's Family Practice Center, Mario does gardening, Link's Day job

Video Game Characters in real life
Dress up like pac-man and the ghosts and chase each other around. Dress up like Donkey Kong and Mario (orrigional) and run around with barrles and a sledge hammer. Dress up like builidings and Godzilla knocks you over.

Water Slide Montage
someone "That seems like a fun idea." Steve "you think that's fun? You should try the waterslide!" Music. various pictures of the guys on a waterslide. end music. back to the same places we started in except all wet. steve "Now that was fun."

Psychic Fortune Teller
a phoney psychic tells your fortune. fake tarrot cards include the following: sloppy weasle, liberache, ugly donkey, festring struppet, dead hooker, holy grail, golden elephant, white elephant, inconsequential friar, family jewles, bottle of pacake syrup/ aunt jemima, moldy cake, 30 days in jail, holy hand granade, bridge of moderate misfortune, hard as balls, sour creamer, cup of tea, 10 kinds of nasty, 11 kinds of nasty (wow, we didn't even know that card existed!), half empty cup, half full cup,gum under the chair, gum under the table, missing sock, wet sock, disgruntled superhero, eleves on strike, grape jelly, "I didn't see that comming", caribou on shrooms, fortune teller, piano fromt he sky, 12 legged dancing wildebeast, scraggly hobo, you suck.

Friendly Thugz
Thugs out to make a name for themselves but just can't seem to get it right.  They just keep doing the right thing.

More later.